Words of wisdom from P. Diddy:

Q: What’s up with so many people becoming so interested in carrying an iPod or other device that plays their music?

A: It’s expressing a certain style of your life. It’s like driving a Mercedes or a classic Harley rather than any ol’ ride. When you have the new black Razr [phone by Motorola] in your hand, that new Razr is not just your phone, it’s saying you are a new level of person.

ALL I HAVE TO DO IS BUY STUFF TO BECOME A NEW LEVEL OF PERSON?  I’M OFF TO THE MALL RIGHT FREAKIN NOW! [via]