Now time for The Last Minute’s time machine / spy machine / hack blog writing / whatever im bored machine ///
Setting coordinates for the Oval Office, sometime after September 11th 2001…
Begin transmission:
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Quarterback: KR: "Ok, here’s the plan. Scare the shit out of everyone and pretend there are Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq. You know cause people are easy to scare after 9/11. We can use the WMD as a pretense for preemptive attack! Then you can become a "war president" and people will re-elect you, cause you know its unpatriotic not to, and gay people shouldn’t be allowed to marry. Then once you get re-elected you can call OFF the search for Weapons of Mass Destruction."Water Boy: GWB: (in GWB twang, cowboy hat, boots n holster): "But why Karl? I jus don git it."
Quarterback: KR: "By then we’ll have already found our Weapons of Mass DISTRACTION and you’ll be re-elected, drunk with power and just as ignorant as ever."
Water Boy: GWB: doing Will Ferrell, doing Anchorman, (responding to the comment about his bad hair) "What did you say?"
Quarterback: KR: "I said you’ll be drunk"
Water Boy: GWB: (in GWB twang, cowboy hat, boots n holster) "That’s what I’m talkin bout"
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End Transmission:
Wow it looks like The Last Minute’s time machine has a very lame sense of humour.
What would Jesus do you ask? I respond to you: He doesn’t take my calls.
How about what would John Stewart do? Watch and learn.
I just can’t believe THEY GAVE UP SEARCHING FOR THE PRETENSE FOR GOING TO WAR?
AM I TAKING CRAZY PILLS? DOESN’T THAT BOTHER YOU????