“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”

Bush – Aug 5, 2004 VIA telescreen.org

“The Subservient President a parody of Burger King’s Subservient Chicken advertising campaign with a political twist. Instead of a guy in a chicken suit who will hop or do push-ups on command, The Subservient President reminds us that the current guy in the president suit will do whatever the oil industry or the gun lobby tells him.”

This thing isn’t as fun as the subservient chicken.

So far I have only gotten responses from saying this stuff:

-tell me a secret
-choke on a pretzel
-can i see your foreign policy
-are you a terrorist?

I thought this image was a funny mix of news / infotainment / advertising / generally useless information. Who fucking cares?!?!?! It was $60 000! That is SO inconsequential!@#$% ARGH. *&#($&#(^$(*^&&$_!)#@*(*#&

THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS GOING ON.

Patriotism reaches a new low! W Ketchupâ„¢

Check this out:

While I was relaxing on the grass with my girlfriend on July 1st this really “gay” (happy) rollerblader kept going by and pulling “awesome moves“. The awesomeness included going “airborne” on his first two un-recorded passes.

As the excitement built his awesomeness returned with pass #3 (14MB quicktime right click save as…) (the first pass I managed to record). This pass includes a snake weave to a reverse hyper leg extension.

For pass #4 (10MB quicktime right click save as…) he takes it back to the old school by pushing the limits of athleticism as he pulls of a 3960 degree spin. I don’t believe this has ever been executed before.

The final pass (5MB quicktime right click save as…) was his fairwell voyage with a small wave to his beloved fans. Canada Day rollerblader guy will always be remembered for his technical wizardry on his “rollerskates”.

SUV takes plunge in Hawai’i Kai – The Honolulu Advertiser – Hawaii’s Newspaper

Car crashes through roof.

Man Sues McDonald’s Over Lack of Warning Against Forceful Burger Eye Insertion

Image Library :: Iraq – Gold plated AK-47

It’s not just the weather that’s cooler in Canada