The Onion | Bush 2004 Campaign Pledges To Restore Honor And Dignity To White House

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Venis Productions Theater: Too Much Caffeine

Dishonest Dubya

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‘You are too fat to have a Whopper’

Police believe teenage pranksters are hacking into the wireless frequency of a US Burger King drive-through speaker to tell potential customers they are too fat for fast food.

Another Bush video clip… In this one he tries to say “Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.” He actually says:

“There’s an old sayin’ in Tennesse — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennesse — that says, ‘Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.’” – East Literature Magnet School, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002″

It’s funny to watch Bush struggle… Here is a video clip of Bush struggling to come up with an answer…

A funny site dedicated to flipping off owners of H2s. Those poser hummers.