Now time for The Last Minute’s time machine / spy machine / hack blog writing / whatever im bored machine ///

Setting coordinates for the Oval Office, sometime after September 11th 2001…

Begin transmission:
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Quarterback: KR: "Ok, here’s the plan.  Scare the shit out of everyone and pretend there are Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq.  You know cause people are easy to scare after 9/11.  We can use the WMD as a pretense for preemptive attack!  Then you can become a "war president" and people will re-elect you, cause you know its unpatriotic not to, and gay people shouldn’t be allowed to marry.  Then once you get re-elected you can call OFF the search for Weapons of Mass Destruction."

Water Boy: GWB: (in GWB twang, cowboy hat, boots n holster): "But why Karl?  I jus don git it."

Quarterback: KR: "By then we’ll have already found our Weapons of Mass DISTRACTION and you’ll be re-elected, drunk with power and just as ignorant as ever."

Water Boy: GWB: doing Will Ferrell, doing Anchorman, (responding to the comment about his bad hair) "What did you say?"

Quarterback: KR: "I said you’ll be drunk"

Water Boy: GWB: (in GWB twang, cowboy hat, boots n holster) "That’s what I’m talkin bout"

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End Transmission:

Wow it looks like The Last Minute’s time machine has a very lame sense of humour.

What would Jesus do you ask?  I respond to you: He doesn’t take my calls.

How about what would John Stewart do? Watch and learn.

I just can’t believe THEY GAVE UP SEARCHING FOR THE PRETENSE FOR GOING TO WAR?

AM I TAKING CRAZY PILLS?  DOESN’T THAT BOTHER YOU
????


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