Somebody from The United States Military Academy at West Point in building 2101 is obsessing over my blog right now…
I think thats quite interesting… email me! I want to know what its like at West Point
thelastminuteATgmailDOTcom
Somebody from The United States Military Academy at West Point in building 2101 is obsessing over my blog right now…
I think thats quite interesting… email me! I want to know what its like at West Point
thelastminuteATgmailDOTcom
DVDs? Weak! I want HVD! Sounds like an STD but it actually stands for Holographic Versatile Disc…capable of holding as much as one terabyte of data (200 times the capacity of a single layer DVD), with a transfer speed of one gigabyte per second (40 times the speed of DVD). How about burning ALL of your movie collection onto ONE HVD!
Crazy french Jetman! This dude strapped a couple of jet engines and a big red wing to his back and jumped out of a plane! One word, radical.
Totally radical etch-a-sketches! This dude does portraits that take between 60-70 hours to complete! Remember folks…these portraits all made up of ONE LINE!
You can now get your very own coin minted from the melted silver recovered from ground zero! What an appropriate way to remember the victims of that terrible day, sell some more shit that nobody needs to own. More September 11th exploitation? Is this possilble? How patriotic!
Watch the Daily Show’s reaction here.( ~20 MB .mpg )
VIA Wonkette VIA Uneasy Silence
Well its official, everybody and their dog knows about my blog. (yes I’m a lyrical genius)
There was a time when I blogged anonymously and I could say whatever the hell I wanted to. But for some reason it seems that everyone I know now knows about this little bitch of a site. I guess the “some reason” could be my girlfriend. It seems that she thinks its “cool” to have a blog and that this must be shared with mommy, co-workers, friends, acquaintances and of course just random freaks…
The fact is I know there are a bunch of people reading this blog that are like closet readers. How do I know this? Because I can’t talk about anything interesting now because everyone already magically knows about it. How do they magically know about everything I find interesting you ask? THEY READ ABOUT IT ON THIS WEBSITE. I might as well just be like “yeah I know you are a closet reader and you might as well just tell me. It’ll save me from feeling like Mr Old News.”
Even my girlfriend is like “that’s like so five minutes ago dot com” after I tell her something interesting that I posted about. Then again, sheez not a closet reader like YOU ARE. She admits that she’s obsessive about reading the general uselessness she finds here.
The other reason I know there are closet readers is by looking at the servers and IPs that people are coming from. My favorite is when I see .mil or .gov in the logs! That’s hot!!! I like knowing that some government peeps and military personnel are watching, I mean reading my stupid propaganda.
Get em while their hot! I’ve got 8 gmail invites left…send those rad gmail thelastminute clock photos in now and get a gmail account! Make sure and check out our fantastic gallery of all the people that have received gmail accounts!!!! Send your photos to: thelastminuteATgmailDOTcom or crujonesATgmailDOTcom