Month: August 2004

  • US Air Guitar Championships

    webc200US Air Guitar Championships

    One word: Radical.


  • busters towing vancouver buster’s

    busterlogosmI just wanted to give a big FUCK YOU to the idiots at Busters Towing in Vancouver (because I know you all read my blog incessantly. You guys can all kiss my ass. I went out tonight and when we got back our car was gone. It wasn’t the requisite 6 FUCKING METERS FROM THE CORNER! 6 Meters??!?!? Are you guys fucking insane? Nobody ever parks 6 meters from the corner. 6 meters is about 19 feet and that’s insane. You all need to go see the delicate art of parking and get real jobs.

    Feel free to email them here about your towing related questions:

    office@busterstowing.com

    Hopefully they don’t get any spam.

    busterstowingassholes


  • The last minute gmail clock photos

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    NO GMAIL INVITES REMAIN! Thanks everyone for sending in your pics! I’m sure we will get more GMAIL invites soon and we will send ’em out as fast as we can get ’em. SO KEEP SENDING IN YOUR PHOTOS!!!


  • Gmail for pictures

    BoD-thomson-mo5-platiniOK, you geeks. The first five Gmail accounts are gone. They went to the first five people who emailed me with some “constructive criticism”. As if I give a shit what you idiots think. Just kidding, nerds.

    So, heres the deal. I HAVE FOUR MORE ACCOUNTS TO GIVE AWAY. If you send me a photo of yourself holding a clock up to your head, ALA sidetalkin style with TheLastMinute clock twist you’ll get an account.

    Email your photos to crujones@gmail.com *

    DO IT NOW.

    *if you don’t know who cru jones is you suck.

  • Spy Hunter The Movie (high suck to good ratio potential)

    1067979495The single greatest arcade game ever produced is now being turned into a film. The Rock is the star of the show and thus the film will no doubt suck to the fullest. Even if the rock can pull some “awesome moves” in the ring he’s still a terrible actor. The only thing that will potentially save this film from complete suckage is a good rendition of Peter Gunn’s Spy Hunter theme, although it will most likely sound as shitty as this. Actually thats not true, the other thing that could make this movie turn up the good is the fact that John Woo is directing. I know Paycheck was a joke but just watch his film The Hostage from BMW Films and you might see a glimmer of hope. (on a side note BMW Films has new “enhanced film” versions of their films for download) Then again if you’ve played Spy Hunter 2 you’ll know that it is actually the worst game sequel caps lock EVER produced. Whatever…

    Mr Boulder’s ride better be cool (How’s that working out for you? What? Being…). Cool like the truck from Tango & Cash.

    The Plot <IMDB>:

    “Former F-15 pilot Alec Sects (The Rock) is recruited to become a member of a government agency called International Espionage Services (IES), specifically joining an elite group called the Spy Hunters. Piloting an experimental battle-car, the G-6155 Interceptor, with all varieties of weapons and gimmicks (including the ability to transform into a speed boat or a super-fast motorcycle), Sects and his fellow Spy Hunters are given the assignment of defeating Daemon Curry, the evil president of a cartel called NOSTRA International, which has plans of world domination. Of course, the bad guys have their own souped-up weapon-packed vehicles, and they don’t like being hunted.”


  • Another “Bushism” for the ages.

    “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”

    Bush – Aug 5, 2004 VIA telescreen.org


  • Free Gmail Accounts

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    The first five people to email me at thelastminuteATgmailDOTcom and give some constructive criticism with regards to this blog will get a gmail invite…  Constructive criticism meaning why this blog sucks, why its the best EVER you know, that kind of thing…

    For all you uber nerds out there who already have gmail accounts it would be nice to hear from you as well…


  • $1.9 Billion of Iraq’s Money Goes to U.S. Contractors

    Read the washington post article Oh look at that…Haliburton makin loads of dough.


  • In Flight Entertainment

    Please enjoy your In Flight Movie A.K.A. TheLastMinute.typepad.com Video Blog Entry #12… (I got bored on the flight home from California…
    in-flight-movie


  • I’m selling some stuff on ebay…

    I’m selling some stuff on ebay… Check it out. I’m selling an ipod with your choice of music. Some memory cards, a digital camera and a video splitter… Whistler for the weekend was super fun…