OK, you geeks. The first five Gmail accounts are gone. They went to the first five people who emailed me with some “constructive criticism”. As if I give a shit what you idiots think. Just kidding, nerds.
So, heres the deal. I HAVE FOUR MORE ACCOUNTS TO GIVE AWAY. If you send me a photo of yourself holding a clock up to your head, ALA sidetalkin style with TheLastMinute clock twist you’ll get an account.