This article makes you want to drop it all, move to spain and Kiteboard!!! From the article: “We picked up wet suits, life jackets and harnesses, and headed back to Valdevaqueros. Gabi gave a brief description of our day’s lesson, which involved a rather undignified maneuver known as the ”body drag.” I launched my kite and shuffled toward the water’s edge”. Body dragging is awesome!

“Finally, though, it happened. On my fourth or fifth try, I got into position in the water, dived the kite and shot up onto my board. I maneuvered the kite back and forth in front of me, keeping it in the wind, and it whisked me along the water. It didn’t last all that long, but it was glorious.” IT SURE IS GLORIOUS. It seems that everyone is taught by some obscure european dude who screams strange things at them. HOOK EEN, HOOK AWWWUT, HOOK EEN, HOOK AWWUT.